GEMINI is the solar garage until June 21. From May 27 - June 9, Pink Twins are the life of the party (how unusual!). Your Memorial Day picnic will certainly be a hit with a couple of Geminis stumbling around the pool! Celeb Twincakes are: Gladys Knight (May 28), John F. Kennedy (May 29), Mel Blanc (May 30), Tom Berenger (May 31), our sweet Marilyn Monroe (June 1), Marquis de Sade (June 2-think we saw him at MELTDOWN), Jefferson Davis (June 3), Rosalind Russell (June 4), Bjorn Borg (June 6), Prince (or whatever his name is!!!-June 7) and last, but not least in the celeb line-up, Joan Rivers, Babs Bush, and Boz Scaggs (all June 8). By the way, my own b-day is June 9 so celebrate June 9 as Coco Starr Day!
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Lookout Pink Twins-Mercury's rulership and your easygoing nature make you a shoo-in for springtime romance! Yo' sho' is chahmin' and sho' is bright-and since Mercury moved into your sign on the 23rd yo' sho' is confident. Generally, those glances you attract that seem to be admiring - are! If you want to turn up the heat, try a make-over before your next night out. Even a little change can make you feel better about yourself and your romantic appeal. Try a whole new look if your budget can stand it-or at least a piercing. Mercury-your ruler governs your home life through Virgo. At this time of year when Mercury is on top, your own pad is a great place to water that budding romance. If you are hitched-turn up the heat and keep it simple so you can focus on one other. You dear Twisted Twins have got to start classes or serious investigation of self improvement in diet, exercise, meditation, or at least horseshoes! Power Yoga anyone? Laugh, love and wear a push-up Pink Twins. Spring will be over soooon!
CANCER (June 22-July 22)
Crabcakes, don't give in when an old flame reenters the picture full of promises and regrets-you know he's just bad news! Issues, attitudes and behaviors you were unaware of may come to light more easily around the Full Moon on the 30th of May. Sizzle is in the air now, thanks to Mars puttin' the heating pad to the homelife! Disagreements are possible at home right now, so try not to overreact (sensitive aren't we). It's okay to take the time to patiently discuss problems, cooperate and share the burdens. Don't be shy about contacting influential friends to help you land a new job. Jupiter is encouraging you to widen those horizons (like working a four rather than two block radius!). This is a peak period for tension and activity, thanks to Mars and Jupiter stimulating you (naughty planets!). You may feel pressed to let off steam by way of a Ginsu carving knife on a coworker. Find productive ways to reduce stress and blow off steam. Jupiter's energy is a bit indulgent-so watch that waistline. Saturn is giving you a bit of disciplined energy so do try a diet and exercise regimen that's workable for you. Smile, Crabcakes, and have fun getting some fresh young G.I.s to tell you what exactly Memorial Day means to them-bet you'll remember!!
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Who said the Pink Twins were the Belles of the Ball? Why, Pink Lion, you have 'em purrin' in your direction when the Sun is in Gemini! We know you just absolutely flourish in the spotlight (and probably demand a pink gel!), enjoying all the attention at social events and community events. Give in to your humanitarian impulses now. It can afford worldly and spiritual satisfaction (and Lord knows you need a shot of that right about now!). We know you crave the richness of an exciting love life and old Pluto's parked in your garage of romance. What this means is you are probably changing the way you view relationships. Before, you may have been a bit superficial-gee Pink Lion, you are actually beginning to discover deeper, more satisfying relationships-Ahh. We mean those impulses are there and it's as if you are mulling over a new version of an old idea. May 27- May 31 finds Mercury and the Sun opposing Pluto. Watch out for bickering and some strong differences of opinion. Try some orange blossom and vanilla oils in your bath and have a soak. You are easygoing but you are not always as centered as you could be to remain positive and uplifted from the mire of common mortalhood. Capricorn rules your house of Health and Fitness and the energy is there if you will do it-to come up with an alternative to your usual party favors and beer or cocktail.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Pink Virgin, we look to you for an example of enlightened self control. And it's a long wait. The sun is parked in your planet garage of career right now. Gemini's influence encourages you to attend a conference for people in your field; campaign for a favorite political cause or organize a worthwhile community project. Remember, Pink Virgin, romance blooms when it's the right time for you. It is very important that you maintain your composure and dignity. Many a fine catch is waiting for someone more stable than the whimsical flirts they seem to run into and - voile! there you are. Anything that places you in the public eye is a good bet for improving your love life. Beware of overspending this Memorial Day weekend and the Monday following. Venus squares Jupiter on the 31st and Libra (ruled by Venus) is in your 2nd house of Finance. Sagittarius is ruler of your Family life sector and retrograde Pluto transits Saturn now. You may have been experiencing some profound changes in your attitudes towards parents or regarding memories from your childhood. If you feel you have come to an impasse at this time, remember that retrograde action is a time for rethinking your attitudes rather than forming new ones.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct.23)
Travel the world, learn something new or ponder the real meaning of Life. If you are involved with someone, now is the time to add new dimensions to your relationship by sneaking off for a romantic getaway, having a heart to heart about spiritual issues, or taking a class together that can improve your quality of life. Solo Pink Balancers have a good chance of finding romance at a business-related function or via a career associate. The Memorial Day weekend looks promising, but the 31st (Monday is a Lucky Lust-we mean Love day). Your strong desire to spread your wings and seek adventure could spur you on to explore new philosophies through which you'll make exciting discoveries. A long-range plan will get a boost through good news or via new people you meet. Remember that, as you go through changes, your love of the status quo can support what to the rest of us find intolerable. Moving into new territory can be rough for you, but you have the inner assets to come through the changes with flying rainbow colors.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21)
Pink Scorpion, a new, and mostly complicated relationship is stifling your independent spirit. It's either compromise or call the whole thing off! Are some of you Pink Scorpios thinking about moving 'cause that long distance relationship is heating up? Baby Scorpio-if you don't take better care of yourself, your stinger's gonna fall OFF!!! We hate to harp on this but you know how you are when it comes to going to seek help regarding your health. Research the best diet for your overall health and do it! With the Sun in Gemini right now you are especially adept at handling business propositions. Because of some retrograde motion of the planets you may find it easier to gather investments and other information for financial planning than to launch the actual project right now. Never fear. We'd bet on your intuition and planning! Make sure your friends know how important your down time is. Few in the zodiac are as intense as you, Pink Stingers! And we don't mean down on the floor or on anybody-we mean down and out of commission when it's your recoup time. Laugh a lot, Scorpio-even if you have to squeeze it out. Ahhh, Spring-don't you just love it?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
If anyone is going to capture your heart for good under spring's magical spell, it will be from now until the end of June while Gemini, your house of marriage, is visited by the Sun! Monogamy is starting to look good even to you-who would have thought it? Dearest Pink Hunter, honest communication is vital to any close relationship, but your blunt honesty can be so intense that it can actually hurt instead of heal. Try saying what you have to say in several ways. Practice makes perfect and at least you may enlist some cooperation rather than a fight or flight reaction! Right now your career is taking off, but a relationship is suffering. You'll have to make a difficult choice sooner or later. Do try to look on the bright side. There's a tendency these days to feel a bit sorry for lil ol' Pink Hunter. You may have a friend who's creating a bit of mischief that's affecting your current romantic relationship. This may require some distancing for a bit. Aromatherapy flash: try a tea tree oil and geranium bath and use patchouli and vanilla in incense and candles to relax you. Laugh a little, love a lot and have the best, Saggie. You deserve it!!!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Pink Goats, with the Sun in Gemini, the Mercury-ruled sign associated with your work, it's easy to find love on the job! Help the poor fella along with smiles, words and gestures that signal you're approachable. As usual, you could seem aloof without really meaning to, so make the move in subtle ways that invite others to talk to you. We know you'll forget, but a word to the wise if you do remember. This sign also influences your house of health and fitness-so loosen that corset next time you're in a high heel race or at your vet's office to be defleaed! Snookums, it's time to sit down with a relative and have a nice, meaningful chat about money problems. A visit with your Gay-friendly accountant ain't no bad idea. If you do not speak up for yourself in the workplace, things will just get "worser and worser." There may be a Pink Lion sniffin' around wanting to love you like you've never been loved before. Let him, if you're solo, and wink and pass if you're hitched. Resist the temptation to give a relative advice on their love life-it could backfire like a frijole binge without beano! It's spppringgg Pink Goat-if you remember that, it'll make you happy and you can make the most of each day without regretting the past or dreading the future. Practice those smiles-you're tooooooooo cute when you do it!
AQUARIUS (Jan.20 - Feb.18)
The last month of Spring brings Pink Aquarians the best of this wonderful season for love! Make it memorable these holiday weekends. This sign ruled by the social belle Mercury encourages romance, risk-taking (without lube only) and light-hearted recreation. The Sun's presence here gives a jump to your chances for finding the man of your dreams. It's easy to strike up conversations at spring concerts or street fairs so be there! Since this is your sign of children, including your inner child, anything short of diapers can also lead to romance. The more playful you seem-and we know you're playful-the more you appeal to that Mr. Right! If you're hitched, then freshen up that relationship with your special brand of playfulness. Kick it in the crib, Pink Watery! Whatever hours you can devote to your partner exclusively, do so-we know you're both busy and scheduling can be a problem-Just Do IT! Listen up, little Water-hauler. Your pigheadedness is ruining your career. Sometimes the different drum you love so much is the one no one hears! A letter from overseas brings good news and sets your mind to ease at last (we didn't know they have bankruptcy court in Shanghai!).
PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
Pink Fishlet, now's the time to invite your favorite new acquaintances back to your place! With the Sun in this Mercury-ruled sign of Communication, love grows and thrives in your home, and stimulating conversation becomes part of the sexual dance adding to your considerable allure! Don't worry about making a fuss or being formal-this is the most informal and relaxed time of year for entertaining. Potluck anyone? Your partner (or pals-if you are solo) is urging you to slow down. You must heed his wise advice or face health problems somewhere down the line...listen...listen...listen!!! A short trip out of town - strictly for pleasure - would be ideal. Don't let a failed relationship sour you completely. Besides, you can be devoted to your partner but seem worlds away. Concentrate on the points your lover is trying to make and at least give him enough clues to understand what you're all about! You will find, sweet Fishcakes, that true intimacy is more fulfilling than maintaining your mystique. Spring is here; summer is on it's way (how many more springs are left? Who knows?); slow down and don't miss this one!
ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
Ramcakes, you may be surprised to find you have a rival in Love. You may be even more surprised when you find out who he is! Gemini linked to Mercury is linked to your third house of Communication, Siblings, Co-workers and Community Action (curb the suds and stay away from community service hours-we mean it, Rammypoo). With the kick of the sun in Gemini, the possibilities are endless for new converts to your fan club. Ask your bro or sis to fix you up with someone they think you would like. Join a singles group or enroll in a class. Volunteer to work for a charity event. You are full of Bullish--well, we mean ideas-and can't wait to share them. You are a shaker and a mover and we all love to see you, Ramcakes! Mercury is your esoteric, behind the scenes influence and adds a satisfying spiritual dimension to your romantic relationship now. If you are in love , you decide to paint a new and brighter picture of your future. Compromise is the only way to resolve that ongoing squabble at home. It's Spring-you love to be in love-but yo' loves yo' freedom. Try to be more consistent and less impulsive. Laugh and relax and know you are loved!
TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20)
Pink Bulls are children of Venus and inspired by the muse of romance! For you, Bullcakes, love only gets lovelier the longer it lasts and the deeper it goes (ooh my goodness!). Bulls like to take time to work the herd, getting to know a potential partner before developing emotional or physical intimacy. Of all the signs, courtship is truly an art to you. But, you know, sweet Bull, after all the time and effort, putting your feelings into words is as important as unexpected gifts, moonlight dinners and romping in the park! You're slow to commit because you want to make the right choice-but if you wait too long, your love could move on. Mercury, Gemini's ruler, also rules your money sign and influences your love life through its other sign, Virgo. You see, love and money do go together and not just because you're practical. A thoughtful gesture by someone you thought might be losing interest rekindles a smoldering fire. May 26, 27,28 and 29 would be a good time to send out resumes if you are considering a job change. You may find that it's time to expand your social interests by developing a whole new group of friends. And, with thought, you can list a few reasons!
