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Flickin' with Brad

Mountain Patrol

Centaur Films and Director Chip Daniels present their hot new release, Mountain Patrol, which follows the first installment in the "Hot Cops" series, Bustin' Loose. This second installment takes us up to the ski slopes where the Hot Cops of Centaur show that they can serve and protect under any temperature.

Starring Logan Reed, Centaur exclusive John Ross and Rod Barry, and set on the ski slopes, the film begins as sexy skier John Ross is hot-dogging down a deserted ski slope and falls, apparently twisting his ankle. Two good Samaritans walking up the road notice John fall, and one stays to comfort poor John while the other runs to get Sheriff Logan Reed, who carries John to his car and then takes him to his cabin. The ankle is feeling a little better but could use some "expert attention." After a general massage, Sheriff Logan decides that all of John's muscles need some stretching, so what comes next is a multi-position ass-pounding extravaganza.

Next, seductive Brian Daniels has been celebrating his birthday a little too seriously. He is quickly pulled over for a DUI by studly Sheriff Bo Summers. "Please don't give me a ticket-I'll do anything!" Seeing that it's his birthday and that he is now a "man", Sheriff Bo allows Brian to pay his fine by giving him the opportunity to prove his manhood (and his sobriety). Brian does just that-in the back of the sheriff's ATV.

When burglar Michael Crawford breaks into a cabin to use its hot tub, he has to deal with the consequences: horse-hung Sheriff Rod Barry. Michael entices Rod out of his uniform and into the hot water, and proceeds to be violated [the unedited version of this scene is ONLY available through mail order]. Michael doesn't put up much of a struggle-he has no choice but to surrender himself, throwing himself ass first onto the mercy of the law.

Meanwhile, Scott Lyons and Kristian Brooks become lost in the woods. Sexy Sheriffs Brett Winters and Mike Nichols are combing the mountains searching for the lost hikers, only to find them seeking shelter in an abandoned cabin. They aren't too concerned that they've lost their way since they're engaged in some intense oral action. The sheriffs are annoyed at the hikers' lack of concern, but at the same time find the scene too hot to pass by. Both sheriffs take turns with the two vulnerable hikers, teaching them a lesson that they should never wander off the mountain trails; otherwise, they may get lost and have to be rescued by the Mountain Patrol! Order line: 1.800.446.8843.

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