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Flickin' with Brad

ManWatcher Another Hit For Bjorn
by Brad Benedict

Kristen Bjorn is the leader of the pack when it comes to adult videos. They are beautifully filmed in exotic locations around the world, contain some of the most gorgeous guys in the world, and even have plots that make a little sense. It's always a pleasure to review his movies.

In his latest film called ManWatcher, we learn immediately that men are either watchers or doers. Our main man is both, although in the beginning it looked as if he was just a voyeur. I have to admit this guy had balls to do what he did. He just opened that door in the opening segment and sneaked right into that house for a looky-looky. First off, the viewer is invited into this tropical setting where our watcher and a doer are standing shirtless on this quaint little street. From a chest point of view, I'd have to say they look like that Evolution ad from the last issue of Ambush. I mean to tell you, these guys were perfectly shaped from head to toe.

Well, it doesn't take them long to get it on in several positions, and it also isn't long until number three guy and roomie to one of the two comes home and joins in the fun. It's a butt munching, lip locking, penis plucking hot time at the old hacienda. Our voyeur takes it all in, and I eagerly anticipate the time when he will do a little body play himself, but it was not to be at that time.

Next, we see our voyeur checking out his favorite young man. Apparently, he had done this on other occasions because we learn that this sad house dweller has lost the love of his life. I thought he had been killed in a tragic accident, but we learn later that he just loved him in one scene and found him disgusting in another and all because he wanted to suck instead of watch television. What a way to turn off a lover!

Oh, well, this sad young man parks himself on this fancy couch and proceeds to dream in segments about his long lost love. Now that love had pretty white teeth that proved he spent a lot of time in a dentist's chair, but I knew immediately he was going to turn out to be a jerk. While our voyeur watches the sad man on the couch (named Sandor, by the way), the viewer is treated to sex in three different parts of the house between Sandor and the lover Alexi. From the living room to the bedroom to the dining room, the camera takes us where no camera has gone before - as only Kristen Bjorn can do it.

The voyeur leaves when he isn't gettin' to see flesh (because it's difficult to visualize someone's dreams), and we see our flaky Alexi turn on his lover and leave. First, he's begging for more. Then he's saying how disgusting it is to see Sandor masturbating instead of watching TV. Well, I was glad he left.

Our voyeur runs into this Alexi person on the street later and sees him picked up by two more guys and encouraged to go into their apartment. They do him several times, but I'm not at all impressed. After all, it was so stupid to leave Sandor.

Next our voyeur takes off on his bike, sees four guys going into this Spanish garden and, of course, he heads for the bushes. After some sex scenes around the area, he gets caught and is invited into the group. Now this five-way showing was great, and I finally got to see the manwatcher naked. Oh, happy day! This session really gets your juices stirring.

Sandor comes back into the story line here as our voyeur makes it back to his house. He's in the bedroom this time lieing on canary sheets, body partially covered, and having another dream with three guys in a swimming pool. I guess he got over Alexi because that cad surely wasn't one of those hunks in the pool or in that piano room for the orgy scene.

Well, our manwatcher, named Ferenc, decides to slip into Sandor's bedroom while he's asleep, starts making love to him, and wakes him up. Immediately, Sandor wants to know what he's doing. Just making love to you comes Ferenc's response. Okay. Let's get it on. And they do.

And all of this just goes to show you that it is much better to be a doer than a watcher. However, just make sure you're careful. After all, this WAS only a movie!

Video and catalogue available through: Kristen Bjorn Productions @ 1.800.918.9130.

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