Ambush Magazine

The Official Gay Magazine of the Gulf South™

Horoscopes

Showgirls Nomi Malone Mercury and Sun in Leo

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At some point, you’ve felt hesitant to express yourself. Self-expression can take the form of creativity, sexuality, romance, platonic love, or communication from the heart. The insecurities that prevent the aforementioned actions find their roots in a deeply primal place—the necessity to conform in order to survive, because if everyone did what they wanted, there would be … [Read more...] about Showgirls Nomi Malone Mercury and Sun in Leo

LGBTQ Horoscopes July 28-August 10, 2020

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At the dawn of the day when this edition of Ambush Magazine is released, the moon will be “buried” far beneath the surface of the earth in the part of the astrology chart that is the vector of home, family, hidden treasure, and the grave. Many of you probably feel that you’re in a grave, and New Orleans is the city most prepared to handle this phenomenon, as the Crescent … [Read more...] about LGBTQ Horoscopes July 28-August 10, 2020

LGBTQ Horoscopes July 14-27, 2020

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In Bed, Trapped by a Net, but Still Getting Stuff Done. If you follow astrology, you may have heard about the planet Mars recently moving into the sign of Aries. Remember that planets traverse 30° segments of the sky and function beneficially, mischievously, destructively, neutrally etc. Mars entering into Aries means Mars can do his thing, and this will be occurring … [Read more...] about LGBTQ Horoscopes July 14-27, 2020

LGBTQ Horoscopes June 16-29, 2020

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Where were you the last week of April? That is the question being asked of you this summer solstice, the longest day of the year. This inquiry is triggered by a concurring solar eclipse and celestially activates that point in the sky. In astrology, as in life, we can look back to points in space and time, and reevaluate them to see what was going on, for better or worse. … [Read more...] about LGBTQ Horoscopes June 16-29, 2020

LGBTQ Horoscopes June 2-15, 2020

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Y’all have been reading this column since its inception last August. Inceptions are important, as they are the beginning of something *hopefully* special. I’ve always written this column with the intent to entreat you, dear reader, to stop, observe the moment in which you find yourself, and participate in a ritual with your horoscope.  This is not much different from … [Read more...] about LGBTQ Horoscopes June 2-15, 2020

LGBTQ Horoscopes May 5-18, 2020

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Have you observed your mind lately? You don’t have a choice at this moment, do you? With globally mandated social distancing, your gaze is cast upon your inner world, your Inner Makeup. This may be frightening, as it is so easy to turn one’s attention outward, all the while forgetting that outer reality is a reflection of one’s internal state. However, this is an opportunity to … [Read more...] about LGBTQ Horoscopes May 5-18, 2020

LGBTQ Horoscopes April 20-May 3, 2020

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Astrology was originally understood as omens, prophecies, and oracles. Whenever you go to a psychic, tarot reader, or astrologer like me, you’re engaging with the possibilities of the future. Modern astrology, however, is also the alignment of the heavens at your moment of birth that serves as the signature of your personality. This combination of your star chart and sun … [Read more...] about LGBTQ Horoscopes April 20-May 3, 2020

LGBTQ Horoscopes during the Corona Virus

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Corona. What just came to mind? Of course the virus that has caused mass disruption on a global scale is unique to this moment. I say unique because the world at this point is more interconnected by media, transportation, and economies than ever before. Thus, when a modern virus appears, it can spread literally and spiritually, by nature and fear. But the principal meaning … [Read more...] about LGBTQ Horoscopes during the Corona Virus